despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good
like
how does it manage to do that
be tasty with no taste
true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch
So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .
I guess you could say that he adores you
get the fuck out
GUyS I AM DYING SOMeONE SEND HELP
I HAVE NEVER HIT THE REBLOG BUTTON SO FAST IN MY LIFE
IM PISSING MYSELF
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard)
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
nvm
found her