It’s cool bro, I can handle this. [video]
He just fucking hands it to him.
The fucking face the elephant makes.
HOHOHOHOOOOOOOTHAT’S THE WAY I LIKE IT
Shang. Setting realistic expectations for guys.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
- George Bernard Shaw
i love how Grantaire is going to drink in the bottom left gif and then he hears Enjolras and he just stops
"Has Neville never told you why he has been brought up by his grandmother? His father, Frank, was an Auror just like Professor Moody. He and his wife were tortured for information about Voldemort’s whereabouts after he lost his powers, as you heard." "So they’re dead?" said Harry quietly. “No,” said Dumbledore, his voice full of a bitterness Harry had never heard there before. “They are insane. They are both in St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries. I believe Neville visits them, with his grandmother, during the holidays. They do not recognize him.”
this just happened on my dash and i’m dying laughing.
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras
well this destroyed me
"He’s great in bed."
Lexi Branson and Stefan Salvatore Friendship:
“Now what kind of a friend would I be if I didn’t help you out of this mess you’re in?”
No matter how long the slinky is, the bottom of the slinky will stay still (hover) until the top reaches it. Even if the slinky is over 1000 feet long.